Well...

Have you ever wondered about those questions that have a million answers? (8 billion in this case)

Is that question ironic? 

Is it weird that I am asking questions in a one sided conversation?

Is it weirder that I had a three way chat with myself? (View Pineapple Intervention, and don't worry... or do, cause that's normal)

What's black and white and red all over? 

 The End Of That Train of Thought (It just crashed and burned on a bridge in a combination of that scene from Anastasia and Unstoppable with a miraculous chitty chitty bang bang style vehicle emerging from the wreckage along with a group of mentally unstable men, women, and children who believe the car is alive and randomly burst into song)