I have been craving pineapple for a while now, and even though I'm not a big fan of coconut, I am entirely addicted to pineapple/coconut smoothies. This calls for an intervention.
(Conjures up inner Psychiatrist)
Me: Whoa, dude, Your Mom must have rubbed off on you. Seriously, "Inner Psychiatrist"?
Me2: Well you obviously need me to deal with the signs of multiple personality disorder you are demonstrating.
Me: Dude, what happened to pineapple intervention?
Me2: I'm you in some perverse way so I like pineapple as much as you do, and it is unethical for me to council someone in a region where I cannot lead by example.
Me: What about Mexico?
Me2: That was different, besides, ever heard of Doctor/Patient confidentiality?
Me: I thought that was for the patient...
Me3: This is so going online.
Me: You swore! What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico!
Me2: ...
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