Welcome To The Rabbit Hole...

Warnings:

Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.

Children twelve and under may suffer serious injuries or death due to asphyxiation from LTAO.

I tell it like it is. If you're offended by that or my ADD tendencies then you can- Oo! Look! A butterfly!

Falling Down the Rabbit Hole

Welcome to Mad Hatter's Gray Matter! Look and see just how far down the Rabbit Hole you've fallen...

  This is a place for all the random crap that fills my head. Be warned, my head is a dark and dangerous place to visit, so I'll be your guide to my own Wonderland.

  And no, I am not obsessive about Alice in Wonderland, not yet anyway. I have yet to actually read the book in the first place. As a kid I always found the whole concept mildly disturbing. Another thing that bothered me was the spelling of the word 'gray.' I mean, what is up with that whole Grey/Gray thing? 

  So welcome to my Gray Matter and I won't blame you if this visit is your last, but should you return, remember, there is no spoon. 
  
  You see, I'm much more of a spork person. Argh! That admission is making me feel guilty for betraying my other poor silverware. 

  Sorry, I've just always wanted to make that Matrix reference. Ooooooooo... Question: Is it exorbitant for me to spend thirty dollars on a baby spoon for my nephew that comes in a velvet case? 'Cause I know its overkill, I just couldn't resist. Maybe I should rename this Confessions of a Shopaholic. 

  Anyways, so there you are! My first of many posts of psychotic ramblings interspersed with movie quotes. Stumble around and upon and enjoy!