Muwahahahahahaha!!
Ok, so what's up with laughter? Has anyone else noticed that people shake harder than a virgin at the thought of prom night when they laugh? Especially their big fat gluteus maximuses. And everyone's laughs are different. Some are really really really obnoxious, like listening to a cat die. Especially the monotone high pitched ones. I dare you to watch someone laying on their stomach and laughing. I swear its like they're having a seizure! Someone grab their tongue (not actually recommended for seizures but a hell of a way to shut someone up!)!
I'm Puzzled...
Did Jigsaws or Jigsaw Puzzles come first?
Does Shawn Spencer have better hair than Tony DiNozzo?
Would it be worse to lose four toes or two fingers?
Can you say Red Leather Yellow Leather ten times fast?
Which is creepier, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory of Alice in Wonderland?
Are beards or mustaches cooler?
Are shiny objects or loud noises more distracting?
Falling Down the Rabbit Hole
Welcome to Mad Hatter's Gray Matter! Look and see just how far down the Rabbit Hole you've fallen...
This is a place for all the random crap that fills my head. Be warned, my head is a dark and dangerous place to visit, so I'll be your guide to my own Wonderland.
And no, I am not obsessive about Alice in Wonderland, not yet anyway. I have yet to actually read the book in the first place. As a kid I always found the whole concept mildly disturbing. Another thing that bothered me was the spelling of the word 'gray.' I mean, what is up with that whole Grey/Gray thing?
So welcome to my Gray Matter and I won't blame you if this visit is your last, but should you return, remember, there is no spoon.
You see, I'm much more of a spork person. Argh! That admission is making me feel guilty for betraying my other poor silverware.
Sorry, I've just always wanted to make that Matrix reference. Ooooooooo... Question: Is it exorbitant for me to spend thirty dollars on a baby spoon for my nephew that comes in a velvet case? 'Cause I know its overkill, I just couldn't resist. Maybe I should rename this Confessions of a Shopaholic.
Anyways, so there you are! My first of many posts of psychotic ramblings interspersed with movie quotes. Stumble around and upon and enjoy!
This is a place for all the random crap that fills my head. Be warned, my head is a dark and dangerous place to visit, so I'll be your guide to my own Wonderland.
And no, I am not obsessive about Alice in Wonderland, not yet anyway. I have yet to actually read the book in the first place. As a kid I always found the whole concept mildly disturbing. Another thing that bothered me was the spelling of the word 'gray.' I mean, what is up with that whole Grey/Gray thing?
So welcome to my Gray Matter and I won't blame you if this visit is your last, but should you return, remember, there is no spoon.
You see, I'm much more of a spork person. Argh! That admission is making me feel guilty for betraying my other poor silverware.
Sorry, I've just always wanted to make that Matrix reference. Ooooooooo... Question: Is it exorbitant for me to spend thirty dollars on a baby spoon for my nephew that comes in a velvet case? 'Cause I know its overkill, I just couldn't resist. Maybe I should rename this Confessions of a Shopaholic.
Anyways, so there you are! My first of many posts of psychotic ramblings interspersed with movie quotes. Stumble around and upon and enjoy!
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